{title: The Laughing policeman}
{artist: Charles Penrose}
{c: https://youtu.be/hI1nPd7hezM }
{define: D#dim7 frets 2 3 2 3 fingers 1 2 3 4}

I [C]know a fat [Dm7]old police[C]man
He's [F]always [A]on our [Dm]street.
A [G7]fat and jolly red-faced man
He [C]really    [D#dim7]  is a [C]treat.

He's [C]too kind[Dm7] for a [C]policeman
He's [F]never [A]known to [Dm]frown.  
And [G]everybody[B] says  [Em]  
He [B]is the [G7]happiest man in town[C]!.   

Oh [C]ho ho ho[Dm7] ho ho ho[C]. 
Ha ha [F]ha  ha ha[A] ha.   [Dm]  
Oh[G7] ho ho ho ho ho ho.  
Ha ha[C] ha   ha[D#dim7] ha ha.  [C] 
Oh ho[C] ho ho [Dm7]ho ho ho.[C] 
Ha [F]ha ha  [A]ha ha ha[Dm].  
Oh ho [G]ho ho [B]ho ho ho[Em]. 
Ha[B] ha ha   [G7]ha ha ha.[C]