{t:You Can’t Have Your Kate And Edith Too} {st:B. Braddock and C. Putman (ARB: the Statler Brothers 1967)} *{c:|ntro: / 1 2 3 4 / [G] / [G] / [G] / [G]} We went [G]out, on a double [C]date Me and [D7]Edith, you and Kate Before we [G]got, past their front [C]gate [D7]↓ There you were making [D7]↓ eyes at Edith While [D7]↓ you were making [D7]↓ time with [D7]↓ Kate {c:CHORUS:} {soc} You can’t [D7]↓ have your [E7]Kate, and Edith [A7]too You rascal [D7]you, a-liddle-lay-ee-[G]hoo [G] {eoc} Then we [G]went, to a drive-in [C]show You were kissing on [D7]Kate, she wouldn’t let you go I looked at [G]Edith, started feeling [C]bold I [D7]↓ found your big hairy [D7]↓ hand holding on To the [D7]↓ hand I was [D7]↓ trying to [D7]↓ hold {c:CHORUS:} {soc} You can’t [D7]↓ have your [E7]Kate, and Edith [A7]too You rascal [D7]you, a-liddle-lay-ee-[G]hoo [G] {eoc} *{c:|• [G] / [G]} Edith [G]asked, me if I [C]would Get her some [D7]popcorn, I said I would When I got [G]back, dad blame if [C]you Hadn’t [D7]↓ crawled into the back-[D7]↓ seat with Edith And [D7]↓ Kate was [D7]↓ back there [D7]↓ too {c:CHORUS:} {soc} You can’t [D7]↓ have your [E7]Kate, and Edith [A7]too You rascal [D7]you, a-liddle-lay-ee-[G]hoo [G] {eoc} Years have [G]passed, since that first [C]date I married [D7]Edith, you married Kate Now every [G]night, when I come [C]home Your [D7]↓ car’s in the driveway [D7]↓ Kate’s in the car And you and [D7]↓ Edith in the [D7]↓ house a-[D7]↓lone {c:CHORUS:} {soc} You can’t [D7]↓ have your [E7]Kate, and Edith [A7]too You rascal [D7]you, a-liddle-lay-ee-[G]hoo [G]↓ {eoc} {t:You Can’t Have Your Kate And Edith Too} #~~~ChordPro Version UPDATED Nov 16, 2018 CEL~~~