{t:You Ain’t Dolly (And You Ain’t Porter)} {st:Ashley Monroe 2013 (ARW: Blake Shelton)} *{c:|ntro: / 1 2 3 4 /} *{c:|• [D] / [D7] / [G] / [G] / } *{c:|• [A7] / [A7] / [D] / [D]↓} {c:CHORUS:} {soc} M: You ain’t [D]Dolly [D] F: And you ain’t [G]Porter [G] M: She’s a little bit [D]fuller F: [D]And you’re a whole lot [A]shorter [A] {eoc} M & F: Let’s dance all [D]night and fill the [D7]jukebox full of [G]quarters [G] M: ‘Cause you ain’t [D]Dolly F: [A7]No, and you ain’t [D]Porter [D] *{c:VERSE 1:} F: Well I [D]noticed you right off the bat in those [A7]cowboy boots [A7] M: Who [A7]couldn’t help but see you in that [D]rhinestone suit [D] F: That’s ‘cause [D]I’m the reignin’ [D7]queen of kara-[G]oke night [G] M: Well if [E7]I, get drunk, enough, to sing, hell [A7]I just might [A7] F: Hey now [D]don’t you worry [D7]cowboy, I’ll [G]get you through [G] M: We’ll [A7]sing a cheatin’ song just like they [D]used to do [D]↓ {c:CHORUS:} {soc} M: ‘Cause you ain’t [D]Dolly [D] F: And you ain’t [G]Porter [G] M: She’s a little bit [D]fuller F: [D]Yeah, but you’re a whole lot [A]shorter [A] {eoc} M & F: Let’s drink all [D]night and fill the [D7]jukebox full of [G]quarters [G] M: ‘Cause you ain’t [D]Dolly F: [A7]And you ain’t [D]Porter [A7] *{c:VERSE 2:} F: You’ll probably [D]see me country singin’ on The [A7]Voice someday [A7] M: Yeah, and [A7]I’m the guy they wrote about in 50 [D]Shades of Grey [D] F: Why don’t you [D]come on back to [D7]my place . and you can [G]have your way [G] M: Well [E7]baby that sounds temptin’, but I [A7]just can’t stay [A7] F: Oh [D]we won first prize [D7]cowboy, let’s just [G]split the dough [G] M: Honey [A7]I will always love you, but we’ll [D]never know [D]↓ {c:CHORUS:} {soc} M: ‘Cause you ain’t [D]Dolly [D] F: Oh and you ain’t [G]Porter [G] M: She’s a little bit [D]fuller F: [D]Yeah, and you’re a whole lot [A]shorter [A] M & F: We danced all [D]night and filled the [D7]jukebox full of [G]quarters [G] M: ‘Cause you ain’t [D]Dolly F: [A7]And you ain’t [D]Porter, no M: [G]No, you ain’t [D]Dolly F: [A7]And you ain’t [D]Porter [D]↓ [A7]↓ [D]↓ {t:You Ain’t Dolly (And You Ain’t Porter)} #~~~ChordPro Version UPDATED Nov 16, 2018 CEL~~~