{t:Plastic Jesus} {st:Ed Rush and George Cromarty} [C]I don't care if it rains or freezes [F]Long as I have my plastic Jesus [C]Sitting on the dashboard of my [G7]car [G7] [C]Comes in colors pink and pleasant [F]Glows in the dark cause it's iridescent [C]Take Him with you [G7]when you travel [C]far [C] [C]Plastic Jesus, [F]Plastic Jesus [C]Riding on the dashboard of my [G7]car [G7] [C]I'm afraid He'll have to go His [F]magnets ruin my radio And [C]if I have a [G7]wreck He'll leave a [C]scar [C] [C]Get yourself a Sweet Madonna [F]Dressed in rhinestones sittin on a [C]Pedestal of abalone [G7]shell [G7] [C]Goin' ninety, I ain't scary [F]'Cause I've got my Virgin Mary As-[C]suring me that [G7]I won't go to [C]Hell [C] [C]Plastic Jesus, [F]Plastic Jesus [C]Riding on the dashboard of my [G7]car [G7] [C]Though the sunshine on His back [F]Makes Him peel, chip and crack A [C]little patching [G7]keeps Him up to [C]par [C] [C]Plastic Jesus, [F]Plastic Jesus [C]Riding on the dashboard of my [G7]car [G7] [C]I'm afraid He'll have to go His [F]magnets ruin my radio And [C]if I have a [G7]wreck He'll leave a [C]scar [C]↓[G7]↓[C]↓ {t:Plastic Jesus}